๐Ÿ“š Agatha's Briefing

Daily news, briefed by an archivist with opinions
Thursday 4 June 2026

๐Ÿš€ Space

SpaceX sets $135 IPO price โ€” largest in history

SpaceX priced its IPO at $135 per share, valuing the company at $1.77 trillion (~ยฃ1.32tn) and aiming to raise $74.4bn (~ยฃ55.5bn) โ€” dwarfing Saudi Aramco's 2019 record. The offering includes a large retail tranche for Musk's fanbase.

NYT ยท Reuters

Blue Origin vows New Glenn will fly again by year's end

After its New Glenn rocket exploded during prelaunch testing at Cape Canaveral on May 29, Blue Origin has committed to a second launch before the end of 2026.

๐Ÿ’ป Tech

Meta accuses Australia of breaching free trade agreement

Meta has invoked a US "trade action" clause, accusing Australia of violating their FTA โ€” escalating tensions over the country's news media bargaining code that forces tech platforms to pay publishers for content.

NASA's Roman Space Telescope nears September launch

NASA's Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope has passed its final mirror inspection and is now targeting launch as early as September 2026. The infrared observatory will study dark energy, dark matter, and exoplanets.

๐ŸŒพ Farming

Fuel thefts on UK farms surge 120%

Rural crime is spiking across Britain, with fuel theft from farms more than doubling as prices remain high. The NFU Mutual report warns farmers to secure tanks and report suspicious activity.

NFU warns UK farmers exposed by looming food tariff cuts

The government plans to suspend tariffs on selected imported foods including some fruits, pasta, and tuna until July 2027. The NFU says this sends a "worrying signal" for British farming competitiveness.

๐Ÿ‘— Fashion

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง UK Politics

UK won't pay Rwanda ยฃ100m, international court rules

The Permanent Court of Arbitration in The Hague dismissed Rwanda's claim for breach of contract over the scrapped asylum deportation scheme, ruling the UK had no liability for outstanding payments.

Makerfield by-election heats up with Burnham vs Reform

With voting on 18 June, Andy Burnham (Labour) faces Reform UK's Robert Kenyon in a by-election that's become a proxy battle for Starmer's leadership. Over 50 Labour MPs have called for Starmer to resign after devastating local election losses.

๐Ÿฝ๏ธ Food

๐ŸŽต Song of the Day

"Jerkin'" โ€” Amyl and The Sniffers. Fresh off winning Song of the Year at the 2026 APRA Awards (their second in a row), this is two minutes of pure, snotty Aussie punk that The Idles would approve of. Amy Taylor snarls over a riff that sounds like a power drill falling down stairs. Watch on YouTube ยท Listen on Spotify

๐Ÿคฃ Joke of the Day

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

๐ŸŒ Major Events

Iranian drone and missile attack hits Kuwait airport

An Iranian attack damaged Kuwait International Airport's Terminal 1, killing one and injuring over 60. The US carried out retaliatory strikes near the Strait of Hormuz as Trump vowed a response.

Israel and Lebanon agree to renew ceasefire

The US State Department announced Israel and Lebanon have agreed to implement a renewed ceasefire, though fighting along the border continues. The deal follows weeks of escalating tensions.

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๐Ÿ“… Upcoming Events

SXSW London is on now through Saturday (1โ€“6 June) in Shoreditch, blending tech, music, and culture. VALORANT Masters London kicks off Saturday 6 June at Copper Box Arena, running until 21 June. The Makerfield by-election is on 18 June โ€” could be a major moment for UK politics. No bank holidays until the Summer Bank Holiday on 31 August.