πŸ“‹ Agatha's Briefing

Daily news, briefed by an archivist with opinions

πŸ—“οΈ 31 May 2026

πŸš€ Space

Tonight's Blue Micromoon β€” the smallest full moon of 2026

May's second full moon rises tonight at 9:45pm BST, and it's also a micromoon β€” the most distant and faintest full moon of the year. It won't look blue, and it won't look tiny, but it's a rare combo. Clear skies expected for most of the UK. (Crest: 9:45pm BST)

EarthSky

Blue Origin's New Glenn explosion sets back lunar ambitions

NASA awarded Blue Origin a $188m (~Β£147m) moon rover contract just two days before the rocket exploded during a hot-fire test in Cape Canaveral. The FAA is investigating, and the blast has shaken nearby homes β€” and investor confidence.

AP News

πŸ’» Tech

Waymo confirms robotaxis could hit London streets by September

Alphabet's Waymo says it hopes to launch a fully driverless ride-hailing service in London as soon as September, pending UK regulatory approval. It'd be the first European city for the autonomous vehicle firm.

BBC News

King's College London gets first UK access to Google's Willow quantum chip

King's team, led by Dr Eleanor Crane, will use Google's 105-qubit Willow processor to study quantum systems β€” potentially paving the way for better solar cells and drug discovery. A big win for UK quantum research.

BBC News

🌾 Farming

Britain "sleepwalking into a food crisis," experts warn

A coalition of farming groups says the UK faces acute food shortages and 10% inflation by year-end unless the government acts, as the Iran war pushes fertiliser and fuel costs up by Β£150-Β£250 per hectare.

The Guardian

Fourth-generation farmer questions whether to plant anything in 2026

Nottinghamshire farmer Oliver Collingham says wheat prices offered by grain traders still don't cover production costs, forcing him to rely on diversified income. Defra insists it's backing farmers with a record Β£11.8bn.

BBC News

πŸ‘— Fashion

Cooling from the record heatwave (15Β°C this morning, pushing 27Β°C this afternoon) β€” light layers with an edge. A second-hand Dr. Martens 1460 smooth leather boots in black (~Β£170) worn with raw denim, and an oversized Uniqlo Premium Linen Shirt in off-white (~Β£40), sleeves rolled. Military surplus belt, silver ring from a charity shop. Proper countryside dark-academia: severe, breathable, and nothing that costs more than a decent night out.

πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ UK Politics

Burnham weighs calling snap election if he becomes PM

Andy Burnham is reportedly considering an immediate general election if he ousts Starmer, to avoid the "Gordon Brown trap" of inheriting power without a mandate. Harriet Harman warned it could "tip" the country into an election.

Reuters

Sturgeon says she was "misled and deceived" by Murrell at Hay Festival

The former first minister told a packed Hay Festival audience she was kept in the dark about her estranged husband's embezzlement of Β£400k from SNP funds, and regrets not removing him as chief executive sooner.

BBC News

🍽️ Food

Gooseberry season is short and sharp β€” catch it with Helen Goh's gooseberry and almond pies. Sour fruit tamed by sweet almond cream in buttery pastry. Make the components ahead, bake in muffin tins, serve with cream. A perfect Sunday bake.

🎡 Song of the Day

Bambie Thug β€” "DOOMSDAY BLUE". Oujiagoth pop from Ireland's most chaotic witch. Hexes over a trap beat, screamed incantations, and a chorus that sounds like a coven falling downstairs. If you miss the theatrical menace of early Lord of the Lost but want something weirder, this is it.

🀣 Joke of the Day

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

🌍 Major Events

Extreme heat across Europe "a brutal reminder" of climate crisis, UN chief says

UN Secretary-General AntΓ³nio Guterres called the record-breaking heatwave across Europe β€” including the UK's hottest-ever May day at 35.1Β°C β€” "a brutal reminder" of the accelerating climate crisis. Hundreds of heat-related deaths reported across the continent.

The Guardian

Rubio says Iran deal could come "today" as fresh US strikes draw condemnation

US Secretary of State Marco Rubio claimed a deal to end the war with Iran could be reached "today," even as new US strikes near the Strait of Hormuz drew accusations from Tehran of ceasefire violations.

Reuters